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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

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lake-dwelling-mermaid:

[stands on the roof of my house] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION [pulls out megaphone] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION THAT ISNT GANGSTERS, DRUG LORDS, AND THEIR WHORES [screams to the heavens] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION THAT SHOWS THAT NOT EVERY HISPANIC IS A CRIMINAL OR A CRIMINALS GIRLFRIEND AND ARE IN FACT ACTUAL MEMBERS OF SOCIETY [drops megaphone] thank you.

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mopheadedlumberjack:

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

Fucking bastard

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rosetiel:

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

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lolosiiingslowlow:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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BURN!

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

THE HORROR

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semi-attractive:

when u do really well on a test without studyingimage

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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